Spoiler: Chrissy Teigen isn't pregnant again. She arrived for Orientation Day at Luna's new school, with 3-month-old Myles in tow, and proceeded to vom in front of everyone. When concerned parents assured her first-day jitters were normal, she candidly shared that it was rather a case of "last night's wine, Korean barbecue and jet-lag".
Yes, jet-lag is a drag... John Legend, Chrissy and the kids just returned from a family holiday in Bali.
Never shy of oversharenting, Chrissy has also admitted that Myles has peed on her. Well, we all have a story like that – in fact, I feel she got off kind of lightly on this one!
I remember a 1-year-old, a very secluded cafe on the West Coast, a poo explosion, and no extra clothes, wipes or nappies. Not my or her finest moment. Tip: the body vest can double up as a wash cloth. I'll leave it there.
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