When you're a parent sometimes your kids do weird things or funny things or just straight up confusing things. As a parent there's nothing better than commiserating with other parents who just get it. But even group therapy is expensive and Twitter is free and often hilarious.
Check out the funniest tweets from parents this week:
Child 2: "Mama, if someone tells you they don't have any bones, they're lying because then they'd be a puddle on the floor... like a towel."— Amena (@amenaofficial) July 12, 2017
No, I am not torturing my kid; brushing a toddler's teeth ALWAYS looks like a UFC submission hold.— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) July 13, 2017
my kid keeps introducing himself as t-bone and there's not eve a T in his name— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) July 8, 2017
My kid just took off her shoes and socks and announced her feet are 'bald' and why do I find this so funny?— Laura Greaves (@Laura_Greaves) July 5, 2017
Parenting is as easy as tying shoes except that nobody can find the shoes and they hate the shoes and now everyone is crying about shoes.— Joelle Wisler (@jowisler) April 4, 2017
Childproof your house all you want.— Better off Dad™ (@SladeWentworth) March 28, 2017
They still get in.
My Kid: Are dinosaurs real?— adult_ally (@TragicAllyHere) July 18, 2017
Me: yes but they died
Kid: why did you kill them?
M: I didn't!
Kid: did you forget to water them like our plants
Is there anything more perfect than my kid having a total meltdown while we're in line to get my birth control?— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) July 20, 2017
Who are your favourite funny parents on Twitter? Let us know by sending an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we could include them in our next round up.For all things parenting and more subscribe to our weekly newsletter.