Evil De Villiers plot

Jean de Villiers (AFP)
Jean de Villiers (AFP)
== The Obvious One to fit De Colonial Plot ==

If DeVilliers is made captain then it will be the first time that Both Cricket & Rugby have captains with the same surname !!
.... this is also part of the Colonial French Revolutionary Plot ----
Which, by the way, was accurately predicted by Nostradamus in the 16th Century !! {howzat!} (not out)
.... what follows is an extract from this extremely remarkable, eerie and spine chilling tract of text ...::}

"{ Once upon a time ... in De land of gold and wine ..
De two captains will reDefine DeTest ..
to attack when dey shud Defend ..
so De enemy don't know when to rest.

One with de sleight of hand,
He will Da enemy Deny
.. de other with sleight of feet
so De fans in DeVille can DeBraai.
}"
{howzat!} (?)

=== One Hundred Years Later ---- Confucius Replied ::}===
.. "Cricket all wrong. Man with six balls in an over cannot walk."..
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