Embarrassing moments for first times

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First sleepovers, dates, and  sexual encounters are weird because well, you really don’t want to show your true colours because you’re still trying to impress.

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First dates

Most women want to portray the ladylike personality so everything you do on a first day is carefully thought out, but sometimes that can backfire.

  • Ordering food you’ve never had before
  • Wearing shoes you can’t walk in
  • Overdressing for a casual date
  • Going for a kiss when all he wanted was to hug you

First sleepover

You’re all shaven and packed some nice lingerie.

  • Taking a dump is really unavoidabe, when it’s time, it’s time.
  • Being caught while dusting some powder over your face before he wakes up.
  • Keeping him up because of your snoring
  • Farting, we know how sleep farts just have a way of coming out.
  • Leaving some of your stuff behind on purpose and he brings them back to you.

First sexual encounter

Lady farting usually refered to as queenfing, are those that don’t smell and there’s absolutely no way to stop it from happening.

  • Calling him with a wrong name, awkward!
  • Puking during a blow job because you shoved it in too deep. Sex therapist Rob Peach suggest that if you’re ever in any discomfort during sex then stop because your body will react.
  • You’re periods decide to make an unexpected appearance.
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