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Thinking of doing it where you might be caught? Here is what you need to keep in mind when considering having sex in public places.

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I have a fantasy of doing it in front of people in a club, but my man is too shy.

Unless you want to be slapped with a public indecency fine, the golden rule for having sex in a club is location. If there’s a private booth, you could try the lap dance routine while he sneaks his penis in for a quickie. You can also try a sex club, where people are allowed to do it in front of other people.

What exactly is the Mile High Club?

This refers to having sex aeroplane at an altitude of a kilometre up. Have you seen the size of an airplane toilet? Don’t forget the other five hundred passengers who won’t stop knocking.

My boyfriend really wants to have sex in? the car. I’m not so sure...

The car is a tricky and confined space, but that’s nothing if you’re determined to do it. Find a perfect spot where you know it’s safe and not frequented by people. Try and find a position that won’t leave you with bruises.

I want to try sex on the beach. What are the dangers?

It may look cool in movies, but unless you want sand and ocean water in your vagina, it’s not such a cool idea. If you dare, try a secluded beach on a night when the weather is still.

Is it safer to have sex in the pool or in the bath?

For both places, it’s easier said than done. Firstly you have to be careful not to slip and fall. The pool has chlorinated water, which can irritate your vagina. Having sex in water can cause the condom to slip off or break.

I want to have sex on my balcony but think my neighbour has a telescope.

Try the sit-down position, facing him, and switch off all the lights. That way he won’t see any of your saucy action. Honestly though, part?of the thrill of having sex on the balcony is that someone might see you. You can choose to frustrate him by covering up with a blanket or poncho, and that way the nosey neighbour will only get to hear your screams of pleasure.

Warning: Public indecency is a very real crime. It may seem exciting to have sex in public places but it could land you into trouble if you’re caught, and on the flip side, this is where the thrill comes from.

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