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Display name: Cookie Monster

I had to dig deep to come up with a subject matter for my thesis. But there was light at the end of the dark mental tunnel for me. I would start intensive research on what cars certain men buy.

So you too have been a naughty boy like me and now she has thrown you out. Hmmm….not so nice to be single again, is it?

We all know nationalisation will be the death of the mining industry, but we have to start listening to the mine workers.

For those of you that don’t know, my wife threw me out of the house two years ago because I was a naughty boy.

It has been an angry week for me with the scandalous behaviour of SAA publically stating that no white pilots will be trained.

There I was, busy with work. The next moment this 4 year old is standing in front of me saying:" Where is Mummy’s penis?”

So this morning being back at work and getting on with life, I am going to share with you all a very inspirational story of a young man called Philemon.

We fight on here all day long about politics and religion, but nobody has said anything yet about Oscar Pistorius.

So I start watching a movie and during the first ad break I am stunned by an ad. Nogal a cell phone ad of all things! I have never heard such a sex provoking ad in my life!

Isn’t it ironic that the most beautiful spot on this planet would be called Helshoogte?

I’m going to devote my long weekend helping all of you believers and non-believers on a new enlightened path to boundless spiritual freedom.


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