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Display name: R.Phiri
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Salutation oppressed Earthlings...I Cum... In peace.

Most of you may know me as the guy who discovered that the human fart contributes to global warming by approximately 2.3%.

Or the extra testicle satirical entity, on a mission to relentlessly make a mockery of corrupt, underperforming politicians.

Or the man with a phobia for females with babies as Face Book profile pictures. It just rings bells of bankruptcy and taxation.

But In a nutshell I am a funny, loving, caring, nationalization atheist; who has a passion for addressing currents affairs in a satirical manner.

Government official: Ladies and gentlemen I have dire news; the recent Census figures may lead to global warming.

An "interview" with the elephant that overturned a vehicle in the Kruger National Park recently.

In the news this hour: Another “Tiger Woods” will be teeing off on greener pastures very soon. Convicted former police Chief Jackie Selebi was released on medical parole this week.

Warning the following article may offend sensitive readers – But this is South Africa, so screw your sensitivity.

If it's not the e-tolling financial molestation scheme it's the plague of the paid kerbside parking spreading rapidly in several municipalities.

Even with our advances in medical technology, complete facial reconstruction will be a long and arduous procedure.

According to reports Sanral has just announced that it has recorded a "significant increase" in e-tag registrations in Gauteng.


Taxpayers should brace their bank accounts rear end once more, for further financial molestation.

Happy Birthday Mr President... I used to celebrate my birthday, but now with all the form of taxation weighing down on our budgets, I can only afford a cupcake now.

The Road Traffic Management Corporation says they will closely monitor major routes, which they regard as hot spots for traffic violation.

The Minister of Sport and Recreation, Fikile Mbalula last night hosted a send-off dinner in Johannesburg for the 2011 South African MILO school champions.


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