Are you marrying an idiot?

Every star sign comes with its own traits. Find out which apply to your man and how he suits you.

Is he cold and analytical or an emotionally erratic mess? Does he remember your birthday? And what is he like between the sheets?

Click on the links below to browse through the each star sign's zodiac and scroll to the bottom to visit our other sections in our silly zodiac series.

Aquarius
Aries
Capricorn
Cancer
Gemini
Leo
Libra
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Taurus
Virgo


Visit our other sections:

Your zodiac bouquet
Your wedding horoscope
Your travel horoscope
Your temper
Your stars at work
Your sex life
Your future mother-in-law
Your future baby
Your beauty horoscopes
Your astro diet
Your alcohoroscope
His sexy zodiac

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