I don't want to spoil it for you, so I'm going to say as little as possible. But here are some fantastic highlights from the voiceover:
• Use this breakthrough formula to change hair, skin colour, brighten eyes, whiten eyes – even adjust your race.
• You don't have to rely on a healthy body image or self-respect anymore - now that's the power of Photoshop.
• Maybe she's born with it? Naaah… I'm pretty sure it's Photoshop.
You know what? Just watch it. I promise you'll want to forward it to every woman you know:
Just imagine seeing a Photoshop disaster like this in real life! Freaky.
If Fotoshop was a real beauty product: