Politician has sex with alien four times a year


A politician claims he has sex with an alien four times a year.

Simon Parkes, town councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire, says his marriage has hit the rocks after he fathered a love child called Zarka following intercourse with the creature, which he refers to as the Cat Queen.

Speaking to the Northern Echo newspaper, Simon said, "What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say, 'I'm ready', and then the technology I don't understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth.

"My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but [the sex] is not on a human level, so I don't see it as wrong."

The driving instructor ? who has three (human) children ? insists his "real mother" is a nine-foot (2,7-m) green space invader with eight stick-like fingers, who stood before him when he was just six months old.

Speaking on Channel 4's documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, "I thought, 'They're not Mommy's hands; Mommy's hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there's four of them.'

"I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, 'I am your real mother; I am your more important mother'."

-Bang Showbiz

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