With a beefcake’s body, tiny head and peroxided hair, the wax figure of Nelson Mandela is unlike any depiction of Madiba you’ve seen.
Then there’s Marilyn Monroe, her neck the size of a tree trunk, her stiff mouth and vacant eyes making her look more exhausted than seductive.
And as for Diana – her crazy grin is a far cry from the gentle smile the late People’s Princess usually bestowed on the world.