Publications
Write the first sentence(s) of a book that has this picture as its cover. pic.twitter.com/in3k4fVBOb
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American book fanatic Teresa Payne challenged authors to write the first sentences of a book that has this picture on its cover. These are the witty responses from big-name authors such as Joanne Harris, Jodi Picoult and Tess Gerritsen.
“The bathrooms,” Cinderella mused, “I’ll start there and then do the floors,” as she picked up her mop and thought two things: Being a princess was not all it was cracked up to be, and Charming should really get off his ass and help. https://t.co/48r3M0SpBr
— Jodi Picoult (@jodipicoult) August 10, 2020
Suddenly, Mr Darcy didn't seem quite as attractive to her any more. https://t.co/q3aqK7rv58
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) August 8, 2020
Melania gazed out of the locked east turret, longing to be free again.
— tess gerritsen (@tessgerritsen) August 9, 2020
"It was possibly the most ornate bouncy castle she had ever seen"
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) August 8, 2020
The door slammed behind me. I felt the chill before I saw him. His touch, so cold it burned. He whispered, “You are mine now.”
— Ken W. Writer ?????????????©? (@KenW9270) August 7, 2020
