Instagram account reveals the funniest things kids say – and we can’t stop laughing!

Kids laughing. (Photo: Getty Images)
Kids laughing. (Photo: Getty Images)

Kids are undeniably cute, innocent and often have zero filter – meaning the most hilarious quotes often come rolling out of their mouths.

Alyssa Cowit, a school teacher in New York has set up a website and Instagram account Live From Snack Time! revealing some of the funniest statements from kids that parents have submitted, according to the Daily Mail.

Dive into some of the best quotes from the funniest kids.


When a schedule just doesn’t matter. Get up, shower, get dressed, pack, go to school, come home and do it all again the next time. It’s too much.

Naughty nicknames

Some food names just need a bit more spice.

Bad words

Expletives are perfect for expressing frustrations or maybe this kid is just trying out new words, according to Distractify.

Related friends

They’ve got many many questions, especially about the people with the last name Tinder on your phone.

Big hugs

Kids know more about what’s deemed appropriate than most adults.

Highlights of the day

Being sentimental comes naturally to some, especially to these kids. This one is wonderfully heartwarming.

The blatant, honest truth

No one tells the unadulterated truth like a child. For some of us makeup is the only thing making us look less evil, apparently.

Cutting off cousins

Family ties are easily cut, Christian says he needs to do just that.


As always, moms know everything. Always have, always will.

Source: Daily Mail, Distractify

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