This two-year-old must be the most self-aware toddler on the planet.
Mila Stauffer is the star of her mom’s blog, with viral videos that have made the precocious tot a worldwide sensation.
Mila’s mom, Katie, is a well-known blogger who posts videos of Mila and her twin sister Emma discussing everyday life – in the way only kids can.
The little drama queen had a particularly trying time on her first day at pre-school – after which, naturally, her mom turned on the camera…
In a minute-long clip, the adorable toddler from Arizona, US, is dressed in a pink and purple princess dress while sitting on the couch eating a huge bag of popcorn.
"My mom had some news for me,” says Mila, “She signed me up for pre-school.”
The little diva had had something far more ambitious in mind – law school. Unfortunately, this was not to be.
Holding a brown toy dog in her hand, she hilariously describes her experience upon arrival at her new school.
“The teachers [are] shady, the kids are insane,” she says. “They throw staplers and poop everywhere.”
But the drama didn’t stop there – the sassy tot also had a troublesome encounter with one of her classmates.
“I get in my seat and the teacher's like: ‘Dave, we don’t pee on our friends’,” she says while rolling her eyes.
According to Mila, Dave then started chasing her around with a pair of scissors.
But the quickthinking little lass managed to restore calm in the class by yelling: “Nap time!”.
“Checkmate,” she says proudly.